Life lessons from Candy Crush

1. If you play it for too long your wrist starts to hurt. 
2. Closing your eyes after playing it for half an hour, trying to clear your head of references and chapter structure and points to include and how little time is left, seriously results in psychedelic colour swirls behind your eyelids.
3. After playing it for an hour the screen looks pretty psychedelic and makes no sense.
4. Phone clocks get pretty messed up.
5. The promise of extra lives and getting through the quests without waiting for a day in between is not enough to make me rejoin Facebook.
6. That's all I got.